“And I think I speak for all Canadians when I say, ‘What the f**k?'”
Confused about which candidate to support in the 2016 Presidential Election? So are we. Luckily, our neighbors to the north have politely suggested a new competitor that could join the race and help make America good again: themselves.
In announcing their Canada-cy, the Canada Party promises to save us from our current options and lead our country into a better future. Who exactly would be our Commander in Chief? “All of us [Canadians], 34 million of the politest people you will ever meet, working in shifts.”
The parodic political party, which has been around for a few years, has elected comedian Brian Calvert as the face of the mock movement, complete with a commercial explaining their stance on the key issues in the political scene today. Could you get behind these platforms?