A Candidate We Can Get Behind: Canada for President

Feb 3, 2016 at 3:24 pm |

“And I think I speak for all Canadians when I say, ‘What the f**k?'”

Confused about which candidate to support in the 2016 Presidential Election? So are we. Luckily, our neighbors to the north have politely suggested a new competitor that could join the race and help make America good again: themselves.

In announcing their Canada-cy, the Canada Party promises to save us from our current options and lead our country into a better future. Who exactly would be our Commander in Chief? “All of us [Canadians], 34 million of the politest people you will ever meet, working in shifts.”

The parodic political party, which has been around for a few years, has elected comedian Brian Calvert as the face of the mock movement, complete with a commercial explaining their stance on the key issues in the political scene today. Could you get behind these platforms?

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Source: Twitter @BuzzFeedCanada

First up: Gun Control

Looking for a Canada-date you can trust, eh? Look no further.