Bacon-Scented Underwear Exists and Life Has Officially Peaked

Dec 8, 2015 at 4:10 pm |

If Pigs Could Fly…

…the Price of Bacon Would Skyrocket.

With pork prices down over the past few years, Bacon Mania has taken the world by storm, especially in the United States.

From bacon doughnuts (yum) to bacon lollipops (ew) to a “Baconaisse” condiment (I’d try it), our obsession with bacon has grown to be stronger than it has been for the hundreds of years that humans have been eating it. But now, our love of bacon has truly reached a new peak.

Described as being “like a hot frying pan in your pants,” bacon-scented underwear from J&D’s Foods — a company that pioneered the realm of novelty bacon products — has easily just become the height of bacon fashion, the love child of two of humanity’s most comforting products.

bacon underwear intro

Source: Twitter @TribLocal/ @clotildelarge01/ J&D’s Foods

Start the slideshow below to learn how you can get your hands (and other bits) on bacon-scented underwear, then SHARE! It’s anything but kosher!

You’ll be bacon people to buy you these gifts this year…