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Beastiality & Other Ridiculous Things That Are Legal Instead of Weed

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Legalize It

Since the smear campaign against marijuana infected the nation with fear that our children would become violent, mindless, pot-addicted zombies with single puff of a joint, archaic laws are still on the books in most states that prohibit the use of marijuana in any case. People have been enjoying what most believe to be a harmless, natural intoxicant for thousands of years, which means nothing to those who are still involved in the War on Drugs, in which any and all intoxicating substances (excluding alcohol which leads to countless deaths annually) are deemed evil and its users criminals. I believe that there are many other evils in this world that we should focus on before pot, which are, astoundingly, completely legal. These not-so-wholesome activities are just fine to do in some states, but don’t you dare smoke pot.

Here's How Much Americans Spent On Legal POT Last Year.

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Can you believe that you can legally do that?

Unsolicited Penis Photos

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When a man in Georgia texted a woman a photo of his little guy, she decided to sue him for sexual harassment because she did not ask for it. But the courts ruled that it’s totally fine to do. If he sent a physical photograph through the mail, he could be doing hard time.

Marrying A Cousin

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You can marry your first cousin in almost half the states in the U.S., and other states have provisions that make it legal if the pair can’t reproduce. Most people find a relationship with a first cousin to be incestuous and creepy, but it’s not that uncommon. The risk of having a deformed child in this sort union is only 2% higher than unrelated people.

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