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Don’t Be A Social Media Douche — “Be Like Bill”

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Are You At Risk Of Being “That Person” On Facebook

Let’s face it: we’re all a little basic. If the idea of a triple shot grande chai skim latte doesn’t make your heart flutter, if frolicking in the snow or eating at a trendy café isn’t all the more enjoyable because you’re gonna snap an aesthetically pleasing pic of it on your iPhone, or if making it to the 11-like mark on Instagram in the first 10 minutes isn’t extremely important to you, then you’re just lying to yourself. Yes, we’re all at least a LITTLE basic.

And that’s okay. But there’s a line, and unfortunately, people cross that line all too-often. But luckily for us all, there’s someone here to help, and his name is Bill.

“Be Like Bill” doesn’t just teach us how to reign in the basic, though. He teaches us about all SORTS of helpful social media etiquette, like how not to be an internet bully, how to decide when to keep your opinions to yourself, and just about any other lesson you can imagine in not being totally the worst. Bill’s popularity is viral to say the least. He showed up on the internet late last year, and since the beginning of January his popularity has literally grown exponentially. On Facebook, Be Like Bill has racked up over 1.4 million likes as of the publication of this post, and more than 112 thousand followers on Twitter (@BeLikeBill). But “Be Like Bill” is spreading like wildfire, and his memes and similar offshoots like “Be Like Emma” can be found in pretty much every corner of the internet. But that’s enough backstory. We know you’re dying to learn what knowledge Bill has to sling your way, so we won’t stand in your way.

Without further ado, read on for Bill’s unending wisdom in internet awesomeness.

Thou Shalt Not Throw Excessive Shade

Be like Bill and do not embarrass yourself

Posted by Be like Bill on Monday, January 18, 2016

Nobody wants to know about what a backstabbing you-know-what your ex is. Golden rule: treat others the way you want to be treated. Follow it. It works.

Thou Shalt Not Fish For Likes

Time to drop a bomb. Be like Bill.

Posted by Be like Bill on Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Bill doesn’t believe that originality is dead. Come up with your own ideas, people!

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