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Fifty Shades of Spray Tan: Erotic Trump Novella Becomes Bestseller

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Typically, the best way to take the fear or power away from somebody is not by giving them more attention. Then again, if that extra attention comes in the form of an erotic novella, it just might bring a bully down to size.

That’s exactly what comedian Elijah Daniel thought as he set out to write a short story about Donald Trump that crosses into the realm of Fifty Shades of Grey.

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Daniel’s drunk aspirations became reality with Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bell Boy, which promptly became a bestseller on Amazon. Well, a bestseller in the “Humorous Erotica” subcategory.

These dirty (and disturbing) excerpts will show you why it became so popular…