You better not cry
There are tons of sly ways to get back at someone this holiday season. If they’re unpleasant to be around, if they like to gossip about things to tear other people apart, or if they didn’t reciprocate the gifts that you’ve given them in the past, they may have a lump of coal coming… or, you know, something equally petty.
Try slipping some of these things under their tree this holiday season. Hopefully they’ll finally get the hint about being a better friend, but, regardless, you’ll have your moment of revenge.
Keeps on Giving
Gift wrap a pair of dirty socks. When they unwrap it and discard it, have someone else sneak off and rewrap them to sneak it under the tree again. Six-year-old me began to cry after the 5th time that it was my turn for a present and I got dirty socks AGAIN. (Nihilism-1___Me-0)
Those perfume/cologne gift sets that you get from the Dollar Tree, Rite Aid, or Walgreens. (soynanyos)
Even better, the scented sample pages you find in magazines. Just like, a whole box full of nothing but scented pages. (Harhan)
My family has been re-gifting a bottle of White Diamonds by Elizabeth Taylor perfume for something like 15 years now. If you’ve never smelled it the best I can describe is powerful artificial “tropical flower” scent mixed with kerosene and mothballs.
The box has only been opened once when my uncle sprayed it into my other uncles car as retribution for giving it to him again. Uncle #2 was mad because it took weeks to get rid of the smell. (Zoomwafflez)
A gift card with nothing on it to a really nice place. I’ve thought about this as an anonymous gift for my boss. You give them a nice card and say it’s a $100 gift card to a really nice place.
They get all dressed up with the family or friends and order $100 or whatever worth of food and booze etc. Then the bill comes and there is nothing on the card they have to pay for everything themselves. (Shageen)