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We live in a high-tech age where amorous lovers can hook themselves up to machines to get the feeling that their significant other is right there with them even though they’re nowhere near them. You can buy a fully-functional robot to take care of your needs. You can dirty talk with someone you don’t even know on the other side of the world.
One man, however, doesn’t care for modern technology to get his kicks. He chose to use the innards of a sea creature to pleasure himself. He’ll probably want to change his ways now that he knows how painful such enterprises can be.
An unknown Japanese man posted a series of photos to the social media site 2Channel to chronicle his self-pleasure journey. He explained that he works with anglerfish, and he had the bright idea of using a dead anglerfish’s stomach to pleasure himself. Perhaps this man has a job gutting the fish and became curious while exploring their guts.
In the first photo, the man posted a picture of the stomach in a colander. It looks just like a red, fleshy mound in the bowl where he was rinsing it. He then explained that he took precautions by sanitizing the organ with ethanol and salt. He bathed the organ five times and rinsed it repeatedly to clean it. There’s no proof that those substances would actually clean the flesh enough to use it in the way he was about to use it. Still, he continued on his salacious journey.
In the last photograph he posted, the man plunged his hand into the organ and stretched it out over his hand like a glove. He explained that this configuration is how he would commit the act, and he wrote, “I’m taking off my pants now.”
Luckily, he spared the social media users the details of his self-love session, but he did explain that it didn’t go all that well in the end. He began to experience pain in his member not too long after his romp. He had to go to the hospital to figure out why he was having such immense pain and burning since he “disinfected” the organ.
Our man was diagnosed with urethritis. The painful condition inflames the urethra and makes it burn especially when you urinate. It’s believed that the organ spread the parasitic infection into his genitals when he was enjoying it. He was given a course of antibiotics to kill the infection, and he had to use a cream to lessen the burning and stinging.
While most people would stay away from doing such an act again (if they would even do it in the first place), the guy said that he would like to try the same thing with a dead squid.
The use of sea creatures in sexual acts is prevalent in Japan. A famous illustration from the 1814 novel The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife portrays a woman in flagrante delicto with two octopi. While many westerners viewed the act as non-consensual, Danielle Talerico explained in her essay “Interpreting Sexual Imagery in Japanese Prints: A Fresh Approach to Hokusai’s Diver and Two Octopi,” most easterners see it as consensual.
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