Mistook two little kids in an arcade game as my brothers, scared the hell out of ’em.
Remember that enclosed Jurassic Park arcade game with the black curtains on the side? It had a window on the back where you could see if it was occupied. I (thought I) spotted my two young brothers saving the Park from InGen’s dinos and figured it would do to scare em with a little dinosaur roar of my own.
I flung through the black curtain and ROARED as loud as I could. Needless to say the two kids – who were not my brothers – were petrified and screamed at a high pitch…
My brothers were playing Time Crisis nearby and were quite confused… we left promptly. (ewbankpj)
When I was a kid my Dad and I both watched as my Mom walked up to some man looking at jewelry in a department store and started rubbing his butt while admiring the jewelry. He didn’t say anything, my Dad had to say, “Wrong man sweetie.”
My Mom was humiliated, his wife was FURIOUS, he just stood there with a huge smile on his face as his wife verbally berated my apologetic Mom. And the entire time my Dad and I were laughing our butts off!!
When my Mom finally walked back to us, with a scowl on her face she said, “I guess I should [have] known it wasn’t you when I saw him looking at jewelry!” Still laughing my Dad just said, “Yep!” She also was petty upset when she discovered we saw it happening and didn’t try to stop her. (dejine)
I was in a bathroom stall at work and having a particularly loud hangover dump. Notice the shoes of the guy in the stall next to me and think it’s one of my better friends in the office. Knowing he has a similar sense of humor, after a particularly loud blast I quietly and jokingly whisper, “When the hell did I eat corn..?”
Nothing but crickets the stall over. I figured the joke just didn’t land – finish up and go wash my hands. While I’m drying them the guy comes out of the stall – and he is 100% not my friend. The most awkward five seconds of my life follow as I finish drying my hands and bolt out the door. (drwce)