Oh, How Traditions Have Changed
Run Away Dad
Probably late to the party…but regardless, my mother was the one who ended up pregnant with me during a threeway. I grew up not knowing who the father was (Given a false story, he ran away etc) – To this day, my mother does not know who out of the 2 is my father. (Threewaythrowawaykid)
Two is better than one
A friend of mine got drunk with one of his friends who happened to be a lesbian in a committed relationship. They ended up hooking up that night and he got her pregnant. With twins.
Fast forward a few years to present day, all three of them are living together raising the twins. To answer everyone’s immediate thought, yes I think they are in some sort of three person relationship/ sexual arrangement. They don’t broadcast it, but it has to be what’s going on with all evidence considered. (GarciaNovela)
Seven’s Company?
Sorry this is long..
I’m a guy, was in university and lived with 6 girls. Some would say that was pretty sweet – I didn’t – they were the messiest, laziest bunch of girls, any who, I had a big crush on two of them, so put up with it. Quite regularly we’d chill, watch movies together.. I kinda took it my role to look after them when we’d go out – get rid of letches or some guys by ‘pretending’ to be one of their boyfriends, and helped them make their escape.
We all would prank each other day-to-day.. so we’ve done things like run round the block naked, hide in each others bedrooms and jump out or wear a mask late at night and scare each other, good bunch of friends. One evening, we’re all together, drinking Tequila and playing spin the bottle and truth or dare.. We’re getting slowly more and more hazy, but I remember saying on one of my truths that I had a huge crush on those 2. The next morning I wake up with those 2 girls in one of their beds. I just had my boxers on and were cuddling both of them either side of me. Still in my Tequila haze I look at both of them and wonder what the hell went on last night and why could I not remember probably the best night of my life.
The girls woke up and it was bliss… I thought all my numbers came up on the lottery.. and that peace and harmony reigned over the world. Angels sang. You know, that kind of stuff. Girls said it was the best night ever and it should happen again.. Girls left.. I fantasized for a few hours 😉 and hated myself for not remembering what happened.
A week or two later.. they both knocked on my door.. now remembering I’m a young, permanently horny guy, I thought that round 2 was coming and I was definitely not going to have a single drop of forgetful juice. They asked to talk.. We sat down and they said they wanted to chat about “that night”… awesome I thought… getting turned on by the second. They said they both were pregnant. My ass dropped out of my pants. They said that they both wanted to keep the babies and we could all raise them together, it would be fun they said..
In a flashes of logicality, thinking about dropping out of university, getting a job, supporting 2 babies and 2 mothers and living together, and the horror, yet strange excitement about it all. They said they would go and let me thinking about it.
For the rest of the day I was in a fog – not knowing what to do or how to feel. My horny side was YES! I’ve gotten together with the two most beautiful, nicest girls I’ve known. But with awesome power, comes awesome responsibility. I started to rationalize how I could make it all work. But it was going round and round in my head.
That evening the girls get home and we’re all sat round the table. The 2 girls are sat there looking at each other. When they blurted out that it was all a joke. All the girls knew I had a crush on these 2.. they set the night up, as they were all drinking water and I was drinking the Tequila. Nothing happened that night but them putting me to bed and them all making it look like something did.
It was a strange mix of having the best prank that anyone has ever done with a slightly depressing bout of damn, I kinda wish it had happened!
TLDR: Got drunk, thought I slept with 2 friends, they told me they got pregnant, I naively believed them, got pranked. (Suberiou)