Stealing hearts one after the other
The stores are filled with red hearts and flowers as Valentine’s Day quickly approaches. While couples are filling restaurant reservation books and planning out a decadent evening of romance, you’re stuck just trying to get someone to agree to spend time with you that night. Don’t fret, there is hope for you to find someone for the big night. Simply utilize one of these enticing pickup lines on the ladies and they’ll swoon!
I walked up to a cashier and thought she was cute, so I decided why not and tried the first pickup line that came to my mind after she finished scanning everything.
“So, if I wasn’t buying all this gatorade, would you still check me out?”
She paused, and she blinked a couple times and just started to giggle and blush. I mean, she looked like she was trying so hard to not burst out laughing. Well, being the socially awkward guy I was I literally swiped my card, pressed credit, grabbed my bags as quickly as possible, and zoomed out, thinking that I failed miserably… (Zack4568)
A buddy of mine is really good with women. He does this one thing on our uni campus where he’ll go up to a random girl.
Him: “Hey I have a question and need a woman’s advice”
Her: “Sure what’s up?”
Him: “Let’s say I see a really cute girl, do I go up and talk to her or is that too direct?”
Her: 99.9999% of them say: “You should totally go talk to her.”
He then introduces himself.
I’ve done it two times and got two numbers out of it so it’s clearly a 100% success rate! (GambitDota)
I’ve got all these forks and knives. All I need is a little spoon.
Con: You’ve always got to carry around cutlery.
Pro: You’ve always got cutlery. (Shloogle)
Police: “Why do you have all these knives, sir?”
“Just in case I meet a woman”…. (phillsphan7)