People get up to a lot while they're asleep
Tending The Garden
I’ve no idea what I did, as I live alone, but I woke up one morning with dirty feet and a few leaves in the bed. The worrying thing is I sleep in the nude, and my clothes were still hung up from the day before, so I was either very tidy with my sleep undressing, or I was wandering around the garden in the nude.(Emily_Starke)
A Startling Admission
My boyfriend is a sleepwalker, he usually just unplugs his phone and carries the charger some place else. Always fun to find it in the morning in random places.
But my favourite was (and thank God I woke up to witness it!) when he sat himself up in the middle of the night and said, with a completely serious voice:
“I have no soul and no vegetables, but I do have a lot of dust. Thank you.”
And then he immediately fell back asleep. I laughed for like 2 minutes straight, he didn’t wake up. So I went back to sleep, told him in the morning and still won’t let him forget about that particular night! (sparkling_sand)
Relief
Stood on top of the counter in the kitchen and pissed on my mother as she tried to stop me pissing on the floor.
It happened a few other times, but she stood back and didn’t try to stop me after the first time.
Edited because I made it sound like she let me intentionally piss on her. (Sillbinger)