It's a dark, mysterious place
Oh, the mysterious areas that women have to deal with on a day-to-day basis. We know the names of all the parts and, we anticipate their cycles. Yet, every so often, things go horribly awry. Hopefully it won’t result in a trip to the ER, but it can put a damper on your day. These ladies had some very unfortunate events.
I sneezed while shaving, and the razor slipped, cutting the inside of my labia. I had the worst rash ever. I went to ER because of the extreme pain, and there were blisters everywhere.
I then tried to remove the tampon that was still inside of me, but it got stuck. I had to rip it out with the skin attached. Now I make sure to be careful when shaving.(Sweet_SouthernPeach)
Along came a spider
One night, a spider crawled up my shorts while I was sleeping and took a bite out of me. I ended up with a severe staph infection, and my entire woman area was swollen to the size of an orange. (courtneygraceh)
I got out of the bathtub and sat on the lid of the toilet to remove my nail polish, and the bottle in my lap spilled acetone all over my lady bits. It burned A LOT, like fire.
I ended up running cold water into the tub, jumping in, and pawing at the water like a crazy person to splash myself clean. It was utter betrayal. (heathernormanb)