Wally World Secrets
I sprained my back moving product in the back. At first I thought it was a pulled muscle, and walked towards the pharmacy to try and buy a heating pads and some Tylenol.
I made it to jewelry, barely keeping conscious from the pain. I asked my coworker to call management and let them know I had hurt myself pretty badly and needed to go to the hospital.
Management told her to have me go to the back office to fill out paperwork. I blacked out twice going back and was yelled at for taking so long.
I ended up being out for a month and a half for the injury, and got a whopping $24 in workman’s comp because the second I got hurt my hours were reduced to one hour a week. I hate Walmart. [deleted user]
Last summer I frequently visited my best friend who worked at the technology counter thing at Walmart. One day when I was there someone took the biggest, steamiest s**t I’ve ever seen in my life in the middle of the toy aisle.
Someone pushed a cart through it, and it smeared everywhere. My buddy called in a code brown on his walkie talkie, trying to be a smart aleck. Code brown means hostage situation. Hilarity ensued. (i_leik_bikes)
My mom was a manager at Walmart. She told me about this woman who was trying to steal a prepaid phone. When she got caught by security she used the knife she was attempting to open the plastic packaging with to cut the security dude after cutting herself.
She then went on to scream at him that she has AIDS, and now he’s going to have it for trying to stop her. (lilytargaryen)