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Here’s Why People Think Katy Perry Is JonBénet Ramsey

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Man Makes Totally Reasonable Claim That Katy Perry Is Actually JonBénet Ramsey

JonBénet Ramsey is alive – and baby, she’s a firework.

A viral video claiming that Katy Perry is the revived phoenix of the child pageant star’s ashes that originally made circulation on the web back in 2014 has recently gone re-viral, and for good reason. Let’s see if you find the theory as concrete as we do…

Conspiracy theorist Dave Johnson asserts that the bizarre 1996 Ramsey case was actually entirely a hoax, and that the family kept their daughter a secret so she could rise to become a giant lion-riding pop star. “JonBénet Ramsey became Katy Perry. That’s a fact,” says Johnson. “So if any of you continue to lie about this person dying, you are in fact a false witness to this person dying.” So you’d better listen up…

Credit: Christopher Polk/Getty Images

Credit: Christopher Polk/Getty Images

Here’s what Johnson cites as evidence…