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How To Proceed When There’s No Toilet Paper

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SOS. POO-MERGENCY.

We’ve all been there. An absentminded trip to the bathroom in which you don’t bother to check for the one that helps you get out of any shitty situation — glorious TP (preferably 3-ply). Depending on your environment, you might begin to panic BIG TIME.

You’re left alone to your own devices. You look around you. You think about texting your mom. You ask yourself ‘What would MacGyver do?’ If you’re home you proceed to perform the no-toilet-paper shuffle to another bathroom.

empty toilet paper roll

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But what if you’re in public? Let’s asses the situation and figure out what your course of action should be, because you know it’s not the first time it’s happened, and you know it won’t be the last.

Just remember one thing: NEVER GIVE UP.

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