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How To Spend Valentine’s Day Alone

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Single? Well I hope you’re not whining about it because being single is awesome. You can stay out as late as you want, flirt with whomever, decorate your apartment the way you like it, there’s nobody else’s mess you have to clean up and so many other positives. I love being single. Except for that one day a year: Valentine’s Day, when society makes sure you feel alone and unloved.

To be honest, I hated Valentine’s Day even when I was in relationships. Restaurants jack up their prices and have slow service because it’s so crowded. Cheap crap made in China doubles in price. Unscented red roses for basic broads triple in price. You get chocolates that taste awful because they came from the drugstore last minute. You are pressured to have good sex. It’s way too much for my laziness level. So you shouldn’t feel bad that you don’t have a Valentine because there’s plenty of other singles feeling the same way you do on February 14th.


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Here’s a guide on what you can do this Valentine’s Day if you are single.