He Saw Her Standing In The Check-Out Line
Jason Hewlett wants you to know he cheated on his wife while shopping at Target. And he’s proud of it. The husband, father, comedian, and key speaker wrote about his experience in a detailed post on Facebook, and since then the story has been shared over 230,000 times. We were skeptical at first, but in the end we came around to Hewlett’s side of the story.
“Kind of embarrassed to admit this,” begins Hewlett, “But I think I sort of cheated on my wife today.”
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The Girl In The Checkout Line
“Kind of embarrassed to admit this, but I think I sort of cheated on my wife today. To explain what I mean, I was at Target getting a few manly things, you know — eyebrow tweezers, toenail clippers, beard trimmers, mustache molding waxes, some beef jerky, sardines, trail mix, a loofah — and as I went to pay I saw this woman in line that knocked me out. I thought, ‘Wow, some lucky guy is with her,’ and in a split second I realized it was my wife!
You know, it was just out of context to see my spouse at the same store, in the same line, living her life and not knowing she might be at the same place, same time, different car.”
From A Distance
“There was a person between us, so I just watched my cute little Love, tried to text her stuff like, ‘Hey Hottie’ and ‘What are you buying now my Babelicious?,’ none of which got her attention as she was looking for a coupon she’d saved just for this purchase.
So I gave up getting her attention, as you can imagine I easily could have humiliated her by leaping on the register as a Raptor and really making her publicly proud, and instead just stood back and silently observed my feelings about this woman. First off, I was taken aback by how amazingly beautiful she is once again. I believe I see it often, but today, not knowing she was at the store, I saw her with new eyes and just couldn’t believe I get to be her fella. It made me blush — but no one could see it under my huge monster Movember beard.”