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Intelligent People Have Messy Rooms And Talk Like Sailors

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Think You Might Be Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?

You probably are. But how can you really know for sure? Yeah, you could take an IQ test or apply to be on the game show (is that still on?), but don’t you wish there was an easier way to prove to the world that you’re a total smarty pants?

Well, thanks to science, there finally is! It turns out that our habits actually say a lot more about our intelligence than we thought. But the things we’re talking about here might not make much sense at first: smarter people stay up late, smarter people get really drunk, smarter people are usually total slobs? This can’t be right, right?


Keep reading to see if your weird habits actually mean you’re a total genius!