Netflix And KILL Your Sex Life: Company Blamed For Declining Romp Rates

Jun 10, 2016 at 1:13 pm |
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When “Hulu and hang” just doesn’t get the same point across…

Holla at your girl! Send me a 1am texts asking me “What u doin?”  Invite me over to watch some Orange Is the New Black and then whip it out. That’s how millennials do, right?

Well despite the ubiquitous jokes of “Netflix and chill” alluding to a thinly-veiled invite for casual sex, there’s actually been a decline in sex rates over the last few decades. Cambridge professor David Spiegelhalter is asserting that streaming video services are the cause of people knocking boots less and less. But why is this?

netflix and chill cat with banana meme

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Back in my day it was “Myspace and Your Place…”

Less Netflix, more chill.

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