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Parents Share the Creepiest Things They’ve Heard Their Kids Say

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Kids Say the Darnedest Things.

It’s amazing how easily kids can crack you up just because of the strange things these say. From misusing or mispronouncing words to making perfectly correct sentences so strange you just couldn’t have expected, half the joy of raising a little one is listening to the wild and crazy things that come out of their mouth.

But sometimes, the laughter children inadvertently supply can turn toward terror, because when a little kid says something creepy, it automatically comes out scary than if an adult said the same thing.

We can’t explain the actions of kids. In fact, lots of things they do may come off as downright discomforting; after all, kids are used in horror movies so often simply due to the fact that—while they should represent all things innocent and pure—turning them creepy or evil raises the hairs on the back of our necks.

Since we already know kids say the darnedest things, parents were asked to share the CREEPIEST things they have heard their children say, and their answers were pretty terrifying.

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These are worse than horror movies…