Can You Believe That Kylie Jenner Is Only Turning 19
Neither can we. Time travel is one of Hollywood’s best kept beauty secrets. Most celebrities use it to fling themselves back in time to regain the bright, elastic skin of their former selves (I’m looking at you, Jennifer Anniston and Gwen Stefani), but it’s not unheard of for a celeb to take a trip or two into the future.
For the most part, it’s pretty hard to prove that a celeb has been using time travel, but we’ve got some pretty concrete evidence that shows one Kylie Jenner has been using Hollywood’s most advanced time travel technology to travel into the future to dominate the world of celebrity at just 19 years old.
I mean, come on. When I was 19, I hadn’t even learned how to do my own laundry properly yet, and I would literally dig through my sock drawer for quarters to buy food from 7-Eleven. Kylie Jenner, on the other hand, is just a few days shy of 19 years on this planet and she’s already one of the most followed people on the internet, is the CEO of her own poppin’ cosmetics brand, and manages to do it all with the style and business savvy of a woman twice her age.
In the following pages, we’re gonna prove to you that Kylie Jenner is indeed in contact with her future self receiving advice on how to live like a rockstar before she can even buy a drink.