Can You Believe That Kylie Jenner Is Only Turning 19
Neither can we. Time travel is one of Hollywood’s best kept beauty secrets. Most celebrities use it to fling themselves back in time to regain the bright, elastic skin of their former selves (I’m looking at you, Jennifer Anniston and Gwen Stefani), but it’s not unheard of for a celeb to take a trip or two into the future.
For the most part, it’s pretty hard to prove that a celeb has been using time travel, but we’ve got some pretty concrete evidence that shows one Kylie Jenner has been using Hollywood’s most advanced time travel technology to travel into the future to dominate the world of celebrity at just 19 years old.
I mean, come on. When I was 19, I hadn’t even learned how to do my own laundry properly yet, and I would literally dig through my sock drawer for quarters to buy food from 7-Eleven. Kylie Jenner, on the other hand, is just a few days shy of 19 years on this planet and she’s already one of the most followed people on the internet, is the CEO of her own poppin’ cosmetics brand, and manages to do it all with the style and business savvy of a woman twice her age.
In the following pages, we’re gonna prove to you that Kylie Jenner is indeed in contact with her future self receiving advice on how to live like a rockstar before she can even buy a drink.
Keep Reading to see why Kylie Jenner keeps going back to the future!
She Predicts Trends Before They Even Happen
In an interview with US Magazine, Kylie opened up about the first time she realized she was a trend setter. “I remember I was at this carnival one time—super random—and I saw three different girls with the same exact nails that I had before. And I’m like, ‘This is crazy!’ I didn’t realize I had such a nail influence.”
And it’s not just nails—her wigs, her lips, her clothes—everything she wears becomes the new hottest style. But what if Kylie is constantly setting these trends, because she’s already seen the trends coming in the future?! Seems way more likely to me.
She Actually Listens to Her Mom
Kris Jenner is the momager of the century, but I can tell you that when I was 19 I definitely was doing exactly what my parents told me NOT to do. “My mom cut me off financially three years ago,” Kylie said in an interview with UK’s InStyle magazine when she was just 17. “I pay for everything—my car, my gas, and food, as well as my clothes.”
I can just imagine future Kylie’s advice to her younger self: “Just listen to Kris. She can be crazy, but she has your best interest in mind.” I know when I was 19 my parents were enemy no. 1.