“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” -Rita Rudner
Ah, the sanctity of marriage. You’re supposed to take it seriously, but with almost 50% of US marriages ending in divorce, maybe some people jump in a little too quickly. There are a myriad of reasons why marriages don’t work out, but maybe the hints were there all along. Even at the beginning. Even on the first day of a marriage.
We’ve got some juicy examples of awful wedding stories that will make you laugh and cringe at these couples who will surely be parting ways.
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destinydivided: “The groom looked drunk and the bride seemed incredibly angry. Then there was this woman walking around during the reception placing bets on when they would divorce. I later found out she was the mother of the groom.”
vogelarcher15: “At the rehearsal dinner, the groom’s mom is in tears, because ‘he looks miserable’ and he was, we all knew it. During the vows they had written for each other, the bride starts with ‘I know I can be a pretty terrible person, and I don’t know why you’ve stuck around, but that’s all going to change starting today!’ They were divorced a year later.”