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We’ve Found the Funniest ‘Best of Craigslist’ Postings

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Everyone and their mom knows about the wonderful resource that is Craigslist.com. Buy and sell, look for romance or get a job: Craigslist has endless possibilities. But sometimes hilarious posts make an appearance. On the site, you can vote for a post to be in their “Best Of” category, where you should explore if you want to laugh your butt off. We’ve found the cream of the crop of these postings from the last couple of years for your entertainment.

chair that looks like a toaster

Source: Craigslist

Jump on these items and services while they last!

Living Elf on the Shelf

man dressed as elf siting on mantel

Source: Craigslist

“For $100/hour I will come to your holiday party dressed as the Elf on the Shelf and sit in any location you assign me while I stare emptily at your guests for the duration of the event.

I specialize in holiday themed events, either yours or an un-expecting friend’s, but I also offer contracted private investigation and babysitting services. Please inquire about these rates, as they are negotiable based on the task at hand.

My services have been in high demand this season, so I now require at least 48 hours notice in advance of any bookings and appreciate your understanding.

Thank you, and happy holidays!”

[whatever you want my name to be]

Free Photo of a Free Mattress

photo of mattress on rug

Source: Craigslist

“I have a photograph of a mattress that I am giving away. The image of the mattress was posted on craigslist about a year and a half ago. It was originally printed on receipt paper at a job that I really disliked working at. This is an 11×14 print on archival 13×19 paper. I have made an edition of 1. Pick up only. Please email if you have any questions. ”

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