Sometimes staying at a hotel is really fun: clean sheets that are tucked in, free toiletries and soft towels. And best of all, you don’t have to clean up after yourself, but, unfortunately, some people take advantage of that. On the other hand, staying a crummy motel or hotel can make your skin crawl. You can’t help but think of these investigations done with black lights that show human fluids. The awesome people of Reddit decided to share their most scary hotel stays.
Don’t steal the towels: you don’t know where they’ve been.
Dogs Lick for Free
That time I couldn’t make my dog stop licking the bed spread :-\
I finally had to lock it in the bathroom so he wouldn’t lick a hole in it. (onlythefunny)
I get to a hotel, absolutely busting to choke one out. I get in my room, the bathroom is immediately to the left of the front door. I walk in, the pants just come right off and I’m sitting on the throne in my shirt and tie, conjuring up a smell that would make a cockroach vomit when I hear the electric lock roll over on the door and in rushes a guy to use the bathroom…
After much WTF WTF WTF, the guy rushes back outside the bathroom door yelling at me being in his room. I state clearly it’s mine, as I have marked it as my own territory. He storms back down to reception and gets himself a new room. I get the mother of all apologies and a free room for two nights. (peanutjam)