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You Won’t Believe This ‘Star Wars’ Hotline for Singles

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Today’s the day. Fans around the world have been waiting for the 7th major installment in the Star Wars franchise, and The Force Awakens is finally here.

Naturally, the Star Wars hype is omnipresent, from clever ads, to surprising celebrity sponsorships and just about every commercial you see. And while older generations are now bringing the joy of Star Wars to their children, Playboy decided to create something that’s purely *ahem* adult-oriented.

This Star Wars singles hotline is almost too kitsch to bear… almost. But seeing Playmate Sara Jean Underwood dressed up as all your favorite characters is going legitimately all your geeky dreams coming true.

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Start the slideshow below to see Star Wars turned sexy, then SHARE!

Stormtrooper

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If you’re old enough, you might remember how much TV changed after 10 or 12 at night, and how these corny yet strangely intriguing commercials with pop up filled with attractive women urging you to call their hotline.

Twi’lek

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Sex hotlines aren’t a new thing, but this hysterical and creepy (there I said it) video featuring Playmate Sara Jean Underwood is basically the culmination of all Star Wars geeks’ dreams since 1977.

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