American Football vs. Rugby
Or that time that Jo, a huge rugby fan, tweeted this low blow about American football. Luckily we can assume her favorite sport is Quidditch.
The Blame
How about that time she used news magnate Rupert Murdoch’s own logic to prove what a bigot he was?
The Cupboard Under the Stairs
Wait, wait — or that time Rowling actually had to explain that she didn’t support housing children in cramped cupboards under the stairs, as per a furniture company’s humorous suggestion?