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15 Things About Men That Baffle Women

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Men are from Mars

And women are from Venus…

Maybe we just don’t get the humor behind the pen*s.

Seriously though, men and women are so different that sometimes it’s hard to believe that we are from the same planet let alone the same species. Women have plenty of questions and who better to ask than men themselves? Ladies of the world took to Reddit to discuss what baffles them most about their sexual counterpart. Most of their questions were answered… some of the responses, however, left women more confused than we were in the first place.

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We just don’t get it!

Flailing Around

mannekin piss statue peeing

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W: “If a dude was to piss as hard as he could without holding onto his d*ck, would it just stay in one spot while he was peeing or would it flail around wildly?” (andylee123)
M: “It would stay in one spot, but there is no telling where that spot will be.”(Anonymous_Idiot_17)


banana sticking out of mans pants

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W: “How men can survive with random boners. I can’t imagine trying to hide a large hard banana-sized object between my crotch randomly throughout the day. What if you’re wearing gym shorts??” (educationalcatvideo)
M: “Oh yeah…. banana sized… hard… yeah that totally happens to me, all the time. :(” (thebouleoffools)
M: “You might be surprised to find out that boners are generally not fatal.” (WhatredditorsLack)
M: “There is anyways the trusty “tuck it under your belt” move too. Preferably with a shirt over it.” (Geronimodem)