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Brother Expertly Trolls Sister’s Suitor with Hannibal Lecter Quotes

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Bet He Wasn’t Expecting This Hannibal Lecture

Have you ever been the unfortunate victim of unwarranted flirting? Or maybe you’ve had to dive in to rescue a friend or family member who’s been stuck with a wannabe Casanova who just won’t take no for an answer.

Regardless, it can be an unpleasant situation to have somebody keep trying to hit on your day after day with no end in sight. Then again, this circumstance provides you with endless potential: how to react.

Imgur user lucy2shoes decided to have a little fun with a would-be suitor at a bar, and it all started when he asked for her number. Determined to have some fun, lucy2shoes gave the guy her brother’s number instead, and that’s when things really got interesting.

As the kid continued to text, the brother responded using only quotes from Hannibal Lecter, and the results are hilarious.

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It’s really incredible how long this goes on before the suitor catches on.

Well Hello, Clarice…

You have to give this kid credit for how positive he stays despite the cryptic responses from the “girl.”

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After all, who could say no to a barrage of 🙂 emojis? No girl stands a chance.

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