Make Your Mark Somewhere Special
We use bathrooms every single day of our lives. At this point it’s pretty darn routine. So when you walk into a bathroom with an exciting experience prepared for you, it’s something we love to talk about — especially dudes, and especially when it comes to weird urinals.
For men who love to make their mark everywhere they go (and for women who don’t get a chance to see how awesome, and dirty, men’s bathrooms are) here are the coolest urinals in the world.
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15. For The Man Who Likes Science
Source: Matrixagent.com
There’s a lot of questioning on whether or not this thermodynamic urinal actually exists or it’s just a design concept, but the idea behind it is pretty awesome. The wall of the urinal is built from materials that are heat sensitive, so you’re able hose down whatever pattern you’d like on the wall, changing it from green and blue to orange and red. You’re a whiz at art! Sure beats the snow.
14. For The Man Who Appreciates An Audience
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For men who like their egos fluffed a little bit, we’ve got the bathroom for you. There’s no reason to be pee-shy while taking your turn at the Sofitel Urinal in New Zealand.
13. For The Man Who Likes A View
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It’s the best view in all of London. Let’s just hope you don’t have a fear of heights.
12. For The Woman… Wait, What?
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OK, maybe it’s not very practical, but it’s a very nice, forward-thinking idea right? But can you say “back splash”?
11. For The Man Who Stays Out Late
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This urinal pops out of the ground every night to keep drunk revelers from urinating in the streets. One question though: What happens if it goes back underground while you’re taking a wee?
10. For the Confident Man
Source: Imgur @trytostayhumble
Not only do you have to pee into the face of a terrifying gargoyle that looks like something out of “The Devil’s Advocate,” but you also have to inspect yourself from every possible angle at the same time. Score +1 for STD inspection, but still wouldn’t use this one.
9. For The Weary Man
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Head rests AND some target practice? This place is all class. Just watch out for the hair gel.
8. For The Man Who Likes A Challenge
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While we’re 90 percent sure that this image is photoshopped, we appreciate someone who presents a challenge. Now hold my beer.
7. For The Musical Man
Source: Imgur/@TheCerberus
Challenge: Drink until you’re able to play “Mary Had a Little Lamb”…three times through.
6. For The Gamer Man
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Only available for the Wii.
5. For The Jazzy Man
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Let’s just hope these are no longer functional.
4. For The Exhibitionist Man
Source: Imgur @bigbadchris
Find out where the mirror is, look down, stare, cue the laughter. #Win
3. For The Sexist Man
Source: Imgur @panpeters
This is taken from a bar in Prague called Top Gear. They placed a TV behind the urinal so you’re able to pee on a dancing girl.
2. For The Man Who Enjoys Landscaping
Source: Imgur @TheWuAbides
This urinal exists at a gas station somewhere between Las Vegas and LA. Enjoy!!!
1. For The Democratic Man
Source: Oddee.com
They call this one “George W. Flush.” The piece was a one-of-a-kind display at urinal sculptor Clark Sorensen’s show — but we’re sure that anyone who had the opportunity to use it was a satisfied customer.