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Drunk Girl Who’s Never Seen ‘Star Wars’ Tries to Give a Recap

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“My girlfriend has never seen Star Wars. So after a few glasses of wine, I asked her to explain what she knew…”

If you’re a Star Wars fan, you know what it’s like to talk to people who know nothing about the franchise except for the low-hanging fruit of “I am your father” and other basic knowledge.

One guy decided to take advantage of his Star Wars-illiterate girlfriend’s eagerness to explain the plot of the space opera although she’s never seen a single film. After she downs a few glasses of wine first, this girl’s attempted explanation is as gold as C-3PO.

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Star Wars fans, you’re going to love this. Check out her biggest mistakes then watch the hilarious video below!

“Chewbacca’s the cat of the group” and other misconceptions…

5. She thinks lightsabers are called lifesavers.

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Raise your hand if you’ve heard this before.

4. She thinks all the stormtroopers and even some main characters are robots.

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Though she never mentions droids, and she clarifies that Darth Vader is the most human. Whoopsies!