When There’s a Fire Drill and the Small Talk Is Unbearable
Standing around talking about nothing with people you barely know is rough. Sometimes when you take your coworkers out of the context of the office, you realize you have much less in common with them than your water-cooler conversations indicated.
Going #2 in the Office Bathroom
When you work in an over-caffeinated office space, chances are there’s that 10-am bathroom rush. You have no choice but to bite the bullet and get real personal with your boss in the next stall.
When You Completely Zone out During an Important Meeting
And then you have to shamelessly ask your coworkers to recap, and then you’re THAT guy who’s not pulling his weight.