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This makes me very upset
Using Tang in mixed drinks.
My favorite is the astronaut’s screwdriver: one part vodka, one part sprite, add tang to personal preference.
What an interesting mental image
I have this contraption that flips you upside down and holds you by your ankles like some sort masochistic slaughter cow, but it pops your back and decompresses your spine leaving you feeling like you just experienced a tantric orgasm.
Inversion chairs, get one. Yesterday.
For the love of god do your presentation first (unless I’m in your class).
You get it done and over with, and there is zero chance of you having to follow up a stellar presentation and looking bad.