I'm pretty sure they weren't joking
Amazon and online shopping are the way of the future. Soon enough, you’ll be having your weekly groceries delivered by drone to your doorstep and think nothing of it. One of the best features of Amazon is that you can get the truth about the product you’re thinking of buying by reading all of the comments from real buyers on the bottom of the page. They will tell you if it’s a waste of money, if it’s the best thing ever, or if it’s the dumbest thing they’ve ever seen.
When these particular commenters found their way to some crazy products, they couldn’t help but give their take on the strange object.
Bic Pens for Her
My husband has never allowed me to write, as he doesn’t want me touching men’s pens. However when I saw this product, I decided to buy it (using my pocket money) and so far it has been fabulous! Once I had learnt to write, the feminine colour and the grip size (which was more suited to my delicate little hands) has enabled me to vent thought about new recipe ideas, sewing and gardening. My husband is less pleased with this product as he believes it will lead to more independence and he hates the feminine tingling sensation (along with the visions of fairies and rainbows) he gets whenever he picks it up. (A keen skier
What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn’t already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone… this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day’s banana slices. It’s one of those chore NO ONE wants to do!
You know, the old “I spend the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?” and of course, “You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!” These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change.
That’s when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we’ve even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER! (Mrs Toledo)
Male Chastity Device
My son is going to be starting puberty in the next year so. Since his father left me and I am now raising him on my own, I bought on of these for him to wear when he is not being supervised. It is well made, I made sure he is unable to take it off without removing the lock.
I know it is a great product because he absolutely hates it. I don’t enjoy seeing him unhappy but I enjoy the peace of mind knowing that he isn’t messing around at school, sinning at night and most of all I’m glad he is remaining pure for the Lord. He is counting the days (8 years) until he is old enough to join seminary and be able to take it off. Great product thanks again! james schreiber)