Do you want to lose all of your friends today?
Ever dreamed of being a low-level evil genius and waging psychological warfare on the world? Want to lose all your friends? Don’t worry – Reddit is here to help. User CicadaEE01 asked what others would do to make the most people the most uncomfortable. As usual, Reddit delivered. From self-depreciating public humiliation to assaults on the senses, check out some of the most diabolical ways they’ve suggested that are sure to make anyone’s skin crawl.
Moan while I eat food to show how much I’m enjoying it. (zombielunch)
Propose to old high school classmates over Facebook repeatedly. (Ol-Dirty-Ham-Planetz)
Go to a crowded grocery store line, buy a single bottle of beer with a handful of nickels and pennies and drop the coins as I hand them to the cashier. Then nervously try to pick them up, asking people to move their carts so I can get all my change. (WAwelder)