Do you want to lose all of your friends today?
My husband knew me in middle school. To torture me, he finds my old MySpace page and reads things I wrote. I don’t remember the email or password so I can’t get it offline. (rhymeswithvegan)
The Falling Graduate
Pose as a graduate. Fall on stage. Get up and fall down again. (reddituser165)
I’m the type of person who keeps personal journals at the tender age of 23. I’d just get myself a megaphone and read aloud all the heartbreak related entries, including the poetry and the letters I thankfully never sent to my past crushes. I burned them all though, the cringe was way too real. (absolut_cake)