Warning! Rage inducing ideas ahead! (Also, triggers, probably)
“Incel” means “involuntary celibate”, which means they are guys who are (typically) virgins and are so resentful about it that they spend all day online bitching about it to each other on message boards. Incels have a tendency to extremely misogynistic — Women (who they call “females” or “femoids”) who aren’t virgins are called “sluts” or “roasties” (referring to female genitalia). Incels are also obsessed with men they call “Chads”: Good looking guys that can get laid.
Incels are bitter men. They choose to blame women, other men, and society for being angry and lonely, instead of working on bettering themselves physically and emotionally. Some incels have gotten to the point where they threaten sexual assault and violence on message boards and social media. It had gotten so bad that one of their main homes, Reddit, decided to ban the subgroup /r/incels in November.
We’ve rounded up the most incredibly infuriating, offensive, and nonsensical things some of them have posted on the internet.
“I would like to have someone do a news coverage for me. The issues of Inceldom and female hypergamy need to be revealed to the masses. And if I don’t get a girlfriend after that, I will go on a hunger strike. I will livestream my strike until a girl gives me the relationship I need. Surely the government has to step in right? Will they provide me a companion or what?
“Gandhi did the hunger strikes and they were effective so why can’t incels? Especially with modern tech, the news would spread faster. People from all over the world would be tuning in our live streams and maybe there someone out there that would be willing to love and be intimate with us.” (via Reddit)
“Sex is a female resource. Organs are a human resource. I came up with a system that would exchange these resources in a way everybody would benefit. The p**sy of females can be used even 2 days after their death. Their sexual resources get wasted with the current system and people often die because there aren’t enough organ donors. Incels that are organ donors should be allowed to have sex with recently deceased females. This way female sexual resources would not be wasted even in death. Incels would be encouraged to donate organs and more potential lives would be saved. The incel suffering would be reduced. Nobody would be harmed. The number of organ donors would increase. Nothing would get wasted. It would be like biological and sexual recycling. Female sexual resources would not get wasted and they would be used to help incels. If this proposal came true it would be killing two birds with one stone.” (via Reddit)
No one is a winner
“Simply making it a lottery where every year you get paired up with a female at random. That way you won’t get punished or rewarded because of your looks, and you won’t be stuck with anyone for life because of bad luck. Have a grading system where you rate women you’ve been with, and they get some reward (shoes or whatever they’re into) based on how well they performed. Bottom 5% get used as slave labor. Top 5% get to pick their next guy.
“Of course being for or having s***ty hygiene would have to be illegal. Refusal to participate would be illegal.
“It would be like the conscription men were forced to go through for centuries, except instead of potentially having their guys spilled, women would just have to f*** someone they’re not attracted to. That way women could really contribute to society, because they’ve been lagging at pretty much everything.” (via incels.me)