"Sorry sorry sorry"
The other day at my small office I went to the bathroom to fix my shirt which I had worn inside out. When I went into the stall the bathroom was empty. As I flipped my shirt around someone walked into the stall next to me. I also used some toilet paper to wipe my nose (slight cold) and dropped the paper in the bowl.
This triggered the auto flush sensor and it flushed. My predicament began when I realized I also had to pee, but since I had already used TP and flushed my twisted mind decided this would seem really weird to the person next door. “Why would someone use the bathroom, flush… and then stand up and pee again?” said no one ever… But I couldn’t, they might recognize my shoes and know who I was.
So instead I hatched a clever deception. I left the stall and washed my hands to seem normal, despite that I hadn’t even used ths bathroom. After drying I walked loudly to the exit and opened the door into the hall, then I said “oh excuse me” like I had accidentally bumped into someone else coming in, and walked right back in. I made sure to change the sound of my footsteps walking more quietly so that stall-man would think I was a different person and not some freak playing bathroom charades. Then I went to the urinal and peed and then washed my hands again, using the farthest sink so he couldn’t spot my shoes. (trialobite)
No, YOU’RE a Creep
TL;DR I faked an angry phone call because I was too afraid to just get out of line
I was picking up my little sister from school, and I didn’t have anything better to do and I didn’t want her to have to wait on the long Car line, so I got there 40 minutes early. About five minutes before school let out, she told me she was going home with a friend. I was so scared that the people behind me in line would think I was creepy if I just left the line after all that time, so I pretended to be on the phone, got out of my car and rummaged through my trunk while acting like I was angry at the person on the other end of the call, complete with annoyed arm movements and all, then got back in and drove off (scoutregister)
The Amazonian Goodbye
Climbed a tree to get away from people at an outdoor party. Stayed there until everyone left and then went home. (Captain_Frying_Pan)