The first time my (now) wife brought me home to meet her mother who is blind from diabetes, as I was introduced to her the first thing she ever said in my presence is, “He’s not BLACK is he?!”
Burned Into the Brain
I was told the exact dimensions of a former boyfriend’s dad’s d*ck. I don’t know why his wife thought I would want to know that but it was all I could think about whenever I saw him. (BotanyBabe)
Did I Say That?
My fiancee’s mom said off hand how she remembers from when my fiancee was a baby that she has a mole next to her a**hole.
Before I had the time to think about it, I was like “yeah, it’s still there.” [deleted user]