The clingers, the criers, and the quick exiters...
“I had a one night stand with this girl, and in the morning she started crying. I asked her why, and she said I’m never going to see you after this. That was awkward.”
“This morning I woke up to my one night stand making me breakfast. He then asked what I wanted to do today and if I wanted to grab lunch on campus tomorrow. People says girls are clingy.”
“I had a one night stand a few years back. In the morning I tried to leave but he woke up, asked for a kiss and if he should give me his number. I just stared at him then said no thanks. I left.”