There are a few unspoken rules of society that everyone knows, whether or not they’re admitted. Among these is that, unless you want to get into a fight with your spouse, you should probably keep your complaints to yourself around your in-laws.
However, these people didn’t think that rule was worth obeying, or maybe they just couldn’t stand to keep quiet in these particular instances. Whether they were shocked or plain in awe, these folks opened up about the ballsiest thing their spouse or significant other ever said to their parents.
Was having dinner with my mom and my brand new boyfriend at the time when he started hugging me at the table (the kind of hug a child gives to a pet rabbit where you just feel bad for the creature receiving the love).
I say, “Don’t. Stop.” He responds, “Don’t stop? Okay” I grumbled and said, “No, there’s a period in there.” Without missing a beat he said, “Girl you know a period never stopped me.” In front of my mom. (maclovinscousin)
My girlfriend and I were on a ski trip with my parents, and this was the first time she would be spending an extended amount of time with them. In the morning while getting ready, my dad walks out in his long johns and underarmor top, and overall tight-fitting outfit.
My girlfriend wasn’t really expecting this, and my dad caught her looking his way. And my dad, as always one to put someone on the spot (in a fun way), says “whatchya looking at?”
Without a moment’s hesitation, my girlfriend goes: “Just checking out the older model.”
Needless to say she was instantly accepted into the family. (ThePeckerOfPriapus)
My dad was talking to me and my boyfriend about safe sex when my boyfriend whipped out the condoms he had in his bag and said “Don’t worry, I’m already prepared” (ssands-of-time)