And you thought you were bad in high school...
Everyone’s got an “I can’t believe I got away with that” story from their teen years because let’s face it: teenagers are idiots. Funny idiots, but idiots nonetheless.
The good people over at Thought Catalog asked the internet for their funniest, grossest, and most shocking “under your parents’ roof” story and they really delivered. Here are some of the best responses that they got!
“I smoked so much weed one time that I actually blacked out and projectile vomited all over the bathroom. I was way to stoned to clean it up so I just left it and passed out on the floor. My parents were not happy about that one.” Christina, 25
I feel like her parents were probably more worried than angry… If I came home to that scene, I’d think my daughter was dead.
Life = Over
“I had a party one time in high school, my parent’s were supposed to be gone for the night, but instead they came home early. And what was even worse was they came home to find two teenagers f**king in their bed. I thought my life was going to be over.” Chris, 23
If high school movies have taught me anything, it’s that the parents always come home early.
An Old Standby
“I used to sneak guys in my bedroom window when my parents were sleeping in their room down the hall from me. I’d wait until I thought they were sleeping, invite them over and hook up with them. Very risky, but I never got caught.” Eleanore, 23
Who didn’t sneak their teenage make-out buddies in through their window at least once?