Bill, what's up with these tweets?
How to Look at the Bright Side
Ok, this one is kind of nice. Accepting reality is an important part of overcoming depression and getting over anxiety.
It’s just weird coming from Bill O’Reilly. He must have used this technique that one time the teleprompter went out and he decided to “DO IT LIVE!”
How to Deflect Solicitors
This is one of the most obscure tips I’ve ever read. Who has a problem getting off the phone with a telemarketer? Also, who is asking for advice about how to get off the phone with a telemarketer?!
I’m going to help Ol’ Bill out and streamline this tweet a bit…
Tip of the Day: when a phone solicitor calls you, do not engage… just hang up.
You’re welcome, Bill!
How to Be an Annoying Customer
Bill O’Reilly wants people to know that it’s cool to just walk out of a restaurant without paying, if something goes awry with their service. This guy must not eat out much. Usually when a problem is brought up to a manager, it’s pretty standard that they’ll go out of their way to make it up to you.
Unless you enjoy Bill’s unsolicited tips on how to act entitled in public, don’t do this. If you do… Well, in that case, maybe you should just stick to fast food.
Also, didn’t Bill just say phone solicitors are “just trying to make a living?” I guess that doesn’t apply to those in the service industry.