Weird stuff can happen when you leave the room
“When I was in college my dad asked if I would dog/house sit for he and my mom. I said sure as long as they didn’t mind if my girlfriend came.
The week comes and like any college couple we had sex…everywhere. Partway through the week we’re sitting in the living room and ‘Everything going well? Are The dogs okay?’ comes out of the clock. I damn near jumped out of my skin! Turns out my dad had installed a mic/camera system throughout the house. I don’t know if they caught us, the cameras deleted everything from 24 hours prior, but there’s a distinct possibility. Needless to say, we kept our antics to my room from then out.” (Maximum_Effort)
Jokes on you, kid… your room was where they had the most cameras.
The jig is up!
“My girlfriend’s (now fiancee’s) parents have security cameras. I used to pretend to not care much for my girlfriend’s cat around other people. Then when they were out of town we took care of the dog and brought the cat over. They saw me on camera holding the cat over my head and dancing softly in a circle while looking into his cat eyes.” (notthatshort)
Who the f*** is that!
“Just me and my baby son. I went into his room to get him and said “Daddy’s here, don’t cry.”. I went with him back to my room and heard my monitor say “here, don’t cry.” Since my voice sounds so alien to me I freaked out and watched in horror as a tall man grabbed my baby and walked out. It really probably took 1 second to realize I was holding him and it was me in the video, but I went through 10 years of grey hair in that second.” (ClassicCarLife)
This guy reminds me of my friend who can never find his glasses, then remembers they are on his head…