It's so good. It's the best. Best we've ever seen.
*Sigh* Is it just me, or is everyone emotionally drained from this week’s political battle? It’s hard to imagine another four years of this… but let’s not try to get too negative and depressed, shall we? Donald Trump is officially our president and there are some die hard fans out there, although he’s losing them fast. With die hard fans (or die hard haters for that matter) comes extremely interesting merchandise and Donald Trump is a prime example. Here are some of the most bizarre Trump products you can find on the internet.
Da Poop Bag
Now here is something that serves as a double purpose. Makes ya feel good for smooshing poop all over his face while simultaneously keeping your backyard (or neighbors front yard) poop free! Triple win for everyone!
Toupe, or Slippers?
If you have two thousand dollars laying around, channel Donald Trump’s hair and get a pair of these Gucci slippers! You can pretend that you’re a Dothraki warrior back in the day that won a battle against the dude and made slippers out of his toupe.
See, we find this one highly ironic. Everyone knows that white people can’t handle their hot sauce… Now if his face was plastered on a bunch of Ketchup bottles… that would be a different story!