“Give me something spicy mama.”
Grayson Chrisley! He got bold when the family were trying spicy foods in the kitchen...and things took a turn for the worse.
"It could be worse. We could be ugly."
Chase Chrisley! He's got a point...
"Chalkboards are so 90s."
Savannah Chrisley! What would an episode of Chrisley Knows Best be without Savannah reminding Todd of his age.
"Ignorance I can fix, stupid is forever."
Todd Chrisley! Let's be real, he's probably said this to Chase more than a few times.
"If they have a penis, I don't trust them."
Todd Chrisley! This seems to be Todd's way of telling Savannah to stay away from boys.
"Well go ahead, be stupid."
Nanny Faye! Looks like we know who Todd got his iconic one-liners from.
"That's your tale, I sit on mine."
Julie Chrisley! What a simple way to let Savannah know she wasn't telling the truth.
"What happens at four o'clock in the morning, you're reminded of nine months later."
Todd Chrisley! Who doesn't remember Todd's interesting way of reminding his kids to be home by curfew.
"We don't have to agree. If I don't like it, that's all that matters."
Todd Chrisley! Could this possibly be the most "Todd" quote of all time?
"Hey I Yolo it and have fun. So that's all that matters."
Savannah Chrisley! Should we all live by this quote?
"Not me, you, or your camel toe."
Todd Chrisley! Everyone remembers this iconic scene from season 6. It's safe to say Julie has never asked Todd for an outfit opinion since then.
“Just because somebody says, ‘I want your honest opinion,’ does not mean they really want your honest opinion.”
Julie Chrisley! It seems like Julie may have to remind Todd of this at least once a day.
“I wanna go to Hooters!"
Grayson Chrisley! When Julie picked up Grayson from school, he wanted to make a pit stop on the way home.
“Chase don’t speak to me.”
Chloe! She doesn't put up with anyone's nonsense.
“It’s about me right now.”
Chloe! She's Todd's little princess, how could it not be about her?
“So I’m the stupid one?”
Chase Chrisley! This may have come out of Chase's mouth on more than one occasion.
“They’re batsh** crazy.”
Chloe! Well, someone needed to call out Chase and Savannah for arguing in a restaurant!
"Quit killing my good time."
Nanny Faye! Well, she said what she said!
"If you treat a woman right you'll have Saturday Night Fever every night."
Julie Chrisley! Preach!
“I’m gonna die in the damn corn maze.”
Chase Chrisley! There's been a lot of emotional breakdowns on the show but Chase and Todd navigating a corn maze may have been the funniest!
"We're selling ourselves."
Nanny Faye! She made sure to let everyone know that she and Aunt Francis were selling themselves, NOT Girl Scout cookies.
“I wouldn’t say we lie for each other. We bend the truth for each other.”
Chase Chrisley! They may be crazy, but the family always has each other's backs!
"I'll crap in the car and ya'll are gonna have to deal with it."
Julie Chrisley! We were all laughing when Julie demanded Todd to pull the car over so she could "crap," but the only place around was an adult shop.
"Nobody is going to die if I don't wash my shirts."
Savannah Chrisley! In true Savannah fashion, this was her response to Todd and Julie lecturing their kids about chores.
“Tell me everything you did today. I know I’ll be bored, but just tell me.”
Grayson Chrisley! He wanted to know about Julie's day...but did he really want to know about Julie's day?
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