At least you're getting a bargain!
Living in Louisiana, I’ve actually eaten a lot of alligator. I imagine crocodiles aren’t that much different. They kind of taste like a tougher version of chicken.
Although, even in an ass-backwards place like Louisiana, Walmart doesn’t sell whole gators… let alone ones with pumpkins in their mouths.
How does that fit in your shopping cart?
OJ and Oil Combo Packs
Maybe in China it’s a thing to chug orange juice while frying fish?
Turtles and Frogs
With all the space in a Walmart, you’d think the live turtles and live frogs could get separate bins … or maybe this is another weird combo thing, like the orange juice and the cooking oil?