"No, occifer, I'm fine."
Almost all of us have gotten in trouble with the law. From speeding tickets to committing felonies, there’s seemingly countless ways to get in trouble with the police. While many of us are taught to keep our mouths shut during questioning, some of us end up getting nervous and blabbing. Or just being wise asses to men and women of the law who appreciate it. Check out the silly things some Redditors have said to cops.
How’s the weather?
I was pulled over 2 weeks after passing my test, the policeman asked me to wind down my window. I did. He then aggressively asked me ‘what is it outside?!’ I didn’t know what he was getting at, so i replied ‘cold?’.. he shook his head and said ‘no, dark, now turn your fucking lights on’. (Diegnan)
Partner in Crime
It was December 31, 1999. A friend and I thought we were so fucking slick. We were standing by an ATM at the stroke of midnight. We thought that the Y2K virus was going to cause the ATMs to just start spitting money out. Right before midnight, a police officer, seeing us in our all-black garb, asked what we were doing. When we told him, he started laughing his ass off and told us he’d split the money three ways with us if it started shooting out. Sadly, none of us made any extra money that night. (kcman011)
“I haven’t been pulled over in years”
“You got a ticket this morning!”
“Uh… I didn’t think that would be in the system so soon” (OH_NO_MR_BILL)