"No, occifer, I'm fine."
Crossing the border, and asked what I was going to buy, I said “Coke. Americans have the best coke.”
I am Canadian — we no longer have vanilla/cherry Coke. (furay10)
Yo, James, hide the weed!” Was in a field playing football(soccer) and thought it would be funny to shout this directed towards an alley way, as it turns out, it’s not that funny. Got arrested.
EDIT: Just want to clarify, there was no James. (Lippy3704)
Then it’s okay!
When I was a minor a cop asked if I had been drinking. I said I had but I wasn’t drunk. Wow it sounds even dumber typing it out. (BackhandinFools)