You might have been using these your whole life but it's time rethink them
Slept Like a Baby
“Slept like a baby.” Babies are f*cking terrible at sleeping. (usmanumar321)
Slow and steady wins the race
“Slow and steady wins the race”. Umm no, fast and steady wins. Stupid rabbit shouldn’t have fallen asleep during a bloody race. (tresbros)
What goes around comes around
What goes around, comes around.
I’ve seen detestable humans get away with sociopathy repeatedly without consequence. They have money and charm. (all4reddit)