That's illegal?
Joyriding
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My father once had to arrest a 70 year old man who was attempting to drive his granddaughters toy jeep on the highway, naked. He wasn’t senile. (somber_incandescence)
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Bath Salts
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My buddy is the sergeant of police in my town. He said he had to arrest a guy for eating the concrete under a bridge in my town, back in the days of bath salts. (ImNoSheeple)
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Well-Read
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He arrested a guy who kept checking out books at the library, then shitting in them and returning them. (HaiMyNameIsTrendy)